{"id":8354,"date":"2015-02-24T22:16:01","date_gmt":"2015-02-25T03:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=8354"},"modified":"2015-02-24T22:16:01","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T03:16:01","slug":"cowboy-luke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/cowboy-luke\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowboy Luke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Luke: Mommy,\u00a0I got a giant frog.<\/p>\n<p>Me (misunderstanding): You are a giant frog?<\/p>\n<p>Luke: No, I a cowboy.<\/p>\n<p>Me: You&#8217;re a cowboy?<\/p>\n<p>Luke: Yes, I a cowboy. I use my lasso to get the giant frogs and put them in a cage.<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>Me: Luke! Stop walking on the furniture. We don&#8217;t stand on tables!<\/p>\n<p>Luke: But Mom, I like to do tricks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-15.12.23.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8355\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-15.12.23-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"2015-02-24 15.12.23\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-15.12.23-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-15.12.23-375x300.jpg 375w, https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/2015-02-24-15.12.23.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Being Luke is exhausting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luke: Mommy,\u00a0I got a giant frog. Me (misunderstanding): You are a giant frog? Luke: No, I a cowboy. Me: You&#8217;re a cowboy? Luke: Yes, I a cowboy. I use my lasso to get the giant frogs and put them in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/cowboy-luke\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8356,"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8354\/revisions\/8356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}