Did you know February 28th is National Tooth Fairy Day? One of Adam’s English extra credit options last month was to write a story about the Tooth Fairy. This is what he came up with:
The Tooth Fairy is very misleading. First off, he is a cyclops named Tim. Many think of him as a female fairy. Well, they’re WRONG! Tim’s actually, like I said, a cyclops in a pink tutu with a sparkly non-magic wand. Oh yeah, plus a wig of blond curly hair.
When someone loses a tooth, Tim always knows. He, and only he, will see the bat signal in the night sky. He will jump in his invisible flying taco and go to the child’s house. He will park his taco outside, and sneeze on a window to open it. He goes to the kid’s room, gets the tooth, then goes back to the open window and yeets* the tooth out of it. Then he goes back outside, sneezes again on the window to shut it, and flies back to his RV. If you get a visit from the Tooth Fairy, you should share, because they normally leave around $100 thousand (checks can be mailed to Adam).
One very special night, Tim saw the bat signal in the sky. He flew his taco to the kids’ house as fast as he could. He arrived, sneezed on the window, and went upstairs to the kids’ room. He snuck inside, and saw two kids who appeared to be twins. He got two teeth, yeeted them out the window, and flew back to his home sweet RV. It was a night twice as good as any other night Tim ever had.
*Yeet means to throw or chuck.
He was pretty proud of his story and asked me to share it here and to keep it in his school book for the year.