{"id":9245,"date":"2015-08-28T21:15:49","date_gmt":"2015-08-29T01:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=9245"},"modified":"2015-08-28T21:16:05","modified_gmt":"2015-08-29T01:16:05","slug":"why-did-it-have-to-be-snakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/why-did-it-have-to-be-snakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Why did it have to be snakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We took Maggie and Luke to a reptile show at the mall today. When the Reptile Guy asked for volunteers to hold this snake, Luke was the first in line.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104710.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9246\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104710-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"20150828_104710\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104710-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104710-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104710.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104840.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9247\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104840-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"20150828_104840\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104840-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104840-450x300.jpg 450w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104840.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104904.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9248\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104904-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"20150828_104904\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104904-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104904-450x300.jpg 450w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104904.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104917.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9249\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104917-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"20150828_104917\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104917-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104917-450x300.jpg 450w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104917.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104937.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9250\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104937-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"20150828_104937\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104937-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104937-450x300.jpg 450w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/20150828_104937.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I have to give the kid some credit though, because it&#8217;s not something I would do. I cringed the entire time and was incredibly thankful that Luke wasn&#8217;t picked during the tarantula part of the demonstration.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>That crazy man put a big, hairy spider on top of a kid&#8217;s head. I might have passed out if he did that to my\u00a0Luke.<\/p>\n<p>And then probably shaved his head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We took Maggie and Luke to a reptile show at the mall today. When the Reptile Guy asked for volunteers to hold this snake, Luke was the first in line. I have to give the kid some credit though, because &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/why-did-it-have-to-be-snakes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9245"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9245"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9252,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9245\/revisions\/9252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}