{"id":5424,"date":"2013-01-07T11:20:10","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T16:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=5424"},"modified":"2013-01-07T11:20:10","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T16:20:10","slug":"missing-the-man-to-man-defense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/missing-the-man-to-man-defense\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing the man-to-man defense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Adam is <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/major-trouble\/\" target=\"_blank\">Major Trouble<\/a>, then Luke is definitely General Mayhem. Dave went back to work today, after being off since before Christmas. I was definitely spoiled being able to divide and conquer,\u00a0when it comes to the kids, for so long.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/missing-the-man-to-man-defense\/2013-01-07-09-57-16\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5425\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5425\" alt=\"2013-01-07 09.57.16\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/2013-01-07-09.57.16-300x240.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/2013-01-07-09.57.16-300x240.jpg 300w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/2013-01-07-09.57.16-1024x819.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/2013-01-07-09.57.16-375x300.jpg 375w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/2013-01-07-09.57.16.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>While I was helping Adam make his bed this morning I heard a crash from the kitchen. I had put the tray from the high chair (with half a bowl of cereal on it) across the sink. The plan had been to get Adam going with his morning chores and then come back and clean up from breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>Luke, apparently, had other plans.<\/p>\n<p>So yes, it&#8217;s partially my fault for not having the\u00a0foresight\u00a0to at least remove the items from the tray before leaving the room.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson learned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Adam is Major Trouble, then Luke is definitely General Mayhem. Dave went back to work today, after being off since before Christmas. I was definitely spoiled being able to divide and conquer,\u00a0when it comes to the kids, for so &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/missing-the-man-to-man-defense\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5424"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5424"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5429,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5424\/revisions\/5429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}