{"id":4533,"date":"2012-06-13T21:02:22","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T01:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=4533"},"modified":"2012-06-13T21:02:22","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T01:02:22","slug":"more-conversations-with-adam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/more-conversations-with-adam\/","title":{"rendered":"More Conversations with Adam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dave: Adam, when are you going to get a job?<\/p>\n<p>Adam: I too little Daddy.<\/p>\n<p>Dave: How old do you have to be to get a job?<\/p>\n<p>Adam: Four.<\/p>\n<p>Dave: Where are you going to get a job?<\/p>\n<p>Adam: At the apple (Applebees), but I still come home for lunch.<\/p>\n<p>********<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-20_13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4534\" title=\"2012-06-12_17-40-20_13\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-20_13-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-20_13-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-20_13.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>********<\/p>\n<p>Adam (while struggling with the harness of his carseat): I don&#8217;t want to be safe Mommy!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Well, that is too bad. You have to sit in your carseat, it&#8217;s the law. If you don&#8217;t stay buckled up then Mommy will go to jail.<\/p>\n<p>Adam: I want you to go to jail Mommy.<\/p>\n<p>Me: If I go to jail who will play with you all day and make your lunch?<\/p>\n<p>Adam: Daddy do it.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Daddy has to go to work.<\/p>\n<p>Adam: Maybe you go to jail tomorrow Mommy.<\/p>\n<p>*******<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-40_608.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4535\" title=\"2012-06-12_17-40-40_608\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-40_608-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-40_608-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/2012-06-12_17-40-40_608.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>The pictures have nothing to do with the stories &#8211; they are from grocery shopping last night. It was just the two of us and we had a short list, so Adam got to push his own cart.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dave: Adam, when are you going to get a job? Adam: I too little Daddy. Dave: How old do you have to be to get a job? Adam: Four. Dave: Where are you going to get a job? Adam: At &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/more-conversations-with-adam\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4533"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4533"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4539,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4533\/revisions\/4539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}