{"id":391,"date":"2010-03-09T22:14:45","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T03:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=391"},"modified":"2010-03-15T19:22:32","modified_gmt":"2010-03-15T23:22:32","slug":"391","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/391\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleep is for pansies."},"content":{"rendered":"

Conversation overheard between Dave and Adam…<\/p>\n

Dave: Let me phrase it in an SAT-style question:<\/p>\n

All Adams sleep in cribs. You are an Adam.<\/p>\n

Given the above information where should you sleep?<\/p>\n

a.) On the couch.<\/p>\n

b.) On Daddy.<\/p>\n

c.) In a crib.<\/p>\n

d.) None of the above.<\/p>\n

Adam: Screeeeech! (I translate this to mean he picks “d”).<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And yes, that photo was midscreech.\u00a0 He is currently treating Dave as his personal jungle gym and crawling all over him and the couch.\u00a0 I think someone mixed some caffeine pills in with his pears.\u00a0 It’s going to be a long night.<\/p>\n

Maybe I’ll sleep in the crib.<\/p>\n

In other fun news, earlier I used a red marker to draw an “X” on Dave’s leg – you should see Adam try to grab it.\u00a0 It’s pretty cute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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