{"id":344,"date":"2010-02-08T23:56:46","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T03:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=344"},"modified":"2010-02-09T00:15:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T04:15:04","slug":"an-apology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/an-apology\/","title":{"rendered":"An Apology"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sorry that instead of dimples you inherited your father’s fair complexion (I see a lot of sunscreen in your future), sweaty feet, and weird hairline.\u00a0 Most of all I’d like to apologize for the fact that you got your dad’s ridiculously long monkey toes.<\/p>\n

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You did get my cute nose, so there’s a silver lining for you right?\u00a0 And monkey toes or not, you are still the most adorable baby in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sorry that instead of dimples you inherited your father’s fair complexion (I see a lot of sunscreen in your future), sweaty feet, and weird hairline.\u00a0 Most of all I’d like to apologize for the fact that you got your … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":352,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions\/352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}