{"id":228,"date":"2009-11-02T13:53:07","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T17:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=228"},"modified":"2009-11-02T13:53:07","modified_gmt":"2009-11-02T17:53:07","slug":"cute-little-unhappy-pumpkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/cute-little-unhappy-pumpkin\/","title":{"rendered":"Cute Little Unhappy Pumpkin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things I knew I wanted to do this Halloween was carve out a pumpkin, put Adam in it, and take pictures.\u00a0 So while we were in New York Dave went and picked up a great one for the bargain price of $5 (he also got me a Tim Horton&#8217;s breakfast sandwich &#8211; mmmmm &#8211; I love those things and we don&#8217;t have them here &#8211; which is probably a good thing).<\/p>\n<p>Dave cut the top off and removed the guts (I hate that part) and then we made sure our son will have nightmares of gourds for the next several years.\u00a0 He was okay at first&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2770\/4068500551_46763a804b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But it didn&#8217;t take long for him to realize that he really, really didn&#8217;t like it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3482\/4068500643_05bbab3485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t say I blame him &#8211; it was cold and slimy. He had no problems voicing his displeasure to the whole street.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2625\/4069255878_3a7eb9039c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And just so you don&#8217;t think we are totally terrible parents &#8211; he was dressed from the waist down.\u00a0 And immediately after we were done with the pictures we took him in to a nice warm bath.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We&#8217;re not completely evil.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3504\/4068515365_4663a855c5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Honest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things I knew I wanted to do this Halloween was carve out a pumpkin, put Adam in it, and take pictures.\u00a0 So while we were in New York Dave went and picked up a great one for &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/cute-little-unhappy-pumpkin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}