{"id":2002,"date":"2011-06-01T17:08:25","date_gmt":"2011-06-01T21:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2011-06-01T20:08:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T00:08:06","slug":"my-one-and-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/my-one-and-only\/","title":{"rendered":"My One and Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/2011-05-28_11-45-39_499.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2003\" title=\"2011-05-28_11-45-39_499\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/2011-05-28_11-45-39_499-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"430\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/2011-05-28_11-45-39_499-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/2011-05-28_11-45-39_499-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/2011-05-28_11-45-39_499.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 430px) 100vw, 430px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><BR>This kid:<UL><LI>Is still an only child<LI>Does not pronounce the &#8220;r&#8221; in shirt (and I am not about to correct him because I think it&#8217;s hilarious)<LI>Says the word &#8220;socks&#8221; very similarly to how he says &#8220;shirt&#8221;<LI>Took off his shorts and diaper after his nap earlier and &#8220;watered&#8221; his crib before calling to let me know he was awake<LI>Likes to eat frozen blueberry waffles &#8211; straight from the freezer<LI>Calls frozen waffles &#8220;pop&#8221; because when he does let me put them in the toaster they pop out<LI>Does not fit in any of the 24 month sized shorts I bought him earlier this year<LI>Is too skinny for some of the 18 month replacement shorts I bought him too (they will have to do though since I am not about to dig out the 12 month sized shorts he was wearing at the end of last summer)<Li>Has a favorite song (The Sad Little Puppy) and loves to sing along to it <LI>Knows pretty much the entire alphabet (uppercase)<LI>Loves hot dogs<LI>Refuses to even try the banana vanilla yogurt I bought him<LI>Still loves dinosaurs and lately is a big fan of trains (choo choos) too<LI>Has a couple of &#8220;Thomas&#8221; the trains and &#8220;Thomas&#8221; shirt too &#8211; but does not watch the show because it annoys the heck out of me<LI>Will be 2 in less than 2 months<LI>Calls horses &#8220;yeehaws&#8221;<LI>Is going to be a great big brother &#8211; whenever his sibling decides to arrive<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This kid:Is still an only childDoes not pronounce the &#8220;r&#8221; in shirt (and I am not about to correct him because I think it&#8217;s hilarious)Says the word &#8220;socks&#8221; very similarly to how he says &#8220;shirt&#8221;Took off his shorts and diaper &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/my-one-and-only\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2022,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions\/2022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}