{"id":1621,"date":"2011-02-11T14:29:41","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T19:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=1621"},"modified":"2011-02-11T14:29:41","modified_gmt":"2011-02-11T19:29:41","slug":"im-not-touching-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/im-not-touching-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not touching you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was sitting down and Adam was sort of sitting\/leaning on my stomach. The baby was going nuts &#8211; kicking like crazy. I told Dave, thinking it was a cute story.\u00a0 His response: &#8220;Great, the baby&#8217;s not even born yet and the kids are already fighting&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ha ha.<\/p>\n<p>I prefer to think that Ducky was just saying hello to his (or her) big brother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was sitting down and Adam was sort of sitting\/leaning on my stomach. The baby was going nuts &#8211; kicking like crazy. I told Dave, thinking it was a cute story.\u00a0 His response: &#8220;Great, the baby&#8217;s not even born &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/im-not-touching-you\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1622,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621\/revisions\/1622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}