{"id":13076,"date":"2019-12-15T23:17:42","date_gmt":"2019-12-16T04:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=13076"},"modified":"2019-12-15T23:17:42","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T04:17:42","slug":"pick-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/pick-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Pick Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam was working on some extra credit today for English. The assignment was to pretend to be a Christmas tree and write a letter to someone convincing them they should pick you. Here&#8217;s what Adam came up with:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191215_231015.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13077\" src=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191215_231015-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191215_231015-240x300.jpg 240w, http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/20191215_231015.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Dear Family,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Hello, I am Troy the Tree. Not to brag, but I am the best tree in the lot, and probably everywhere else too. I already know you will buy me. I mean who else would you buy? That shrub Sherman over there?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You those know those tree air fresheners? They wish they smelled like me. I am the perfect shade of green. I have full branches, perfect for holding garland, ornaments, and lights. Of course, I would look more than fine without all that. I think we all know that I&#8217;m the best tree.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Your future tree,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Troy<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. I can guarantee that I am bug free.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam was working on some extra credit today for English. The assignment was to pretend to be a Christmas tree and write a letter to someone convincing them they should pick you. Here&#8217;s what Adam came up with: Dear Family, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/pick-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13076"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13078,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13076\/revisions\/13078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}