{"id":1227,"date":"2010-09-29T22:02:57","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T02:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/?p=1227"},"modified":"2010-09-29T22:02:57","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T02:02:57","slug":"its-not-you-its-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grimmfamilytales.com\/index.php\/its-not-you-its-her\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s not you, it’s her"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had to give Adam a lecture earlier on how to treat the ladies. He tried several times to kiss an adorable little four year old girl. She was not impressed by his smooth moves and wanted nothing to do with him. I tried to explain to the little Don Juan that not only was she too old for him, but also that he needed to at least buy her dinner first before he tried to put the moves on her.<\/p>\n

He did manage to get her digits. And was texting her this afternoon.<\/p>\n

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I guess I should probably have told her that I can’t read…<\/em><\/p>\n

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Oh, and I can’t text either. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all.<\/em><\/p>\n

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(No, Adam didn’t actually get the little girl’s phone number – based on her reaction to his kisses – he figured she wasn’t that in to him.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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