Today’s embarrassing parenting moment is brought to you by Luke.

Earlier, as we were waiting to be seated at a very crowded IHOP, he announced (loudly, because Luke doesn’t have volume control), “I wanted to pass the ball to Coen, but there were two black guys in my way. ”

Hopefully my response that, “Yes, the boys on the team with the black shirts were pretty good at basketball,” cleared up any confusion.