I’m sorry that instead of dimples you inherited your father’s fair complexion (I see a lot of sunscreen in your future), sweaty feet, and weird hairline.  Most of all I’d like to apologize for the fact that you got your dad’s ridiculously long monkey toes.

You did get my cute nose, so there’s a silver lining for you right?  And monkey toes or not, you are still the most adorable baby in the world.