Luke: Mommy, I got a giant frog.

Me (misunderstanding): You are a giant frog?

Luke: No, I a cowboy.

Me: You’re a cowboy?

Luke: Yes, I a cowboy. I use my lasso to get the giant frogs and put them in a cage.

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Me: Luke! Stop walking on the furniture. We don’t stand on tables!

Luke: But Mom, I like to do tricks.

Being Luke is exhausting.