Dave: Adam! Don’t pull your brother by his leg.

Adam: May I pull Luke by his hand?

Dave: No.

Adam: May I pull Luke by his eye?

Dave: You can’t pull Luke by anything, just leave him alone please.

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After I finished changing Adam’s diaper this morning he said, “Thank you Mommy Paul Princess!”

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Me: Adam, I am not going to talk to you again until you finish your lunch.

Adam: Why you not talking Mommy?

Adam: Mommy, why you not talking?

Adam: Did you batteries die Mommy?