To: My Unborn Child
Please be advised that the term of your lease for the property you occupy expired on the 31st day of May, 2011. Management has elected not to renew your rental agreement beyond this date. Your current occupancy is unauthorized and you have five (5) days from the date of this notice to vacate the premises. If you fail to leave as requested medical action will be taken.
Love,
Mama
HA!
I love the eviction notice, hope things are going well, glad to see Dave is home.