This kid:

• Is still an only child
• Does not pronounce the “r” in shirt (and I am not about to correct him because I think it’s hilarious)
• Says the word “socks” very similarly to how he says “shirt”
• Took off his shorts and diaper after his nap earlier and “watered” his crib before calling to let me know he was awake
• Likes to eat frozen blueberry waffles – straight from the freezer
• Calls frozen waffles “pop” because when he does let me put them in the toaster they pop out
• Does not fit in any of the 24 month sized shorts I bought him earlier this year
• Is too skinny for some of the 18 month replacement shorts I bought him too (they will have to do though since I am not about to dig out the 12 month sized shorts he was wearing at the end of last summer)
• Has a favorite song (The Sad Little Puppy) and loves to sing along to it
• Knows pretty much the entire alphabet (uppercase)
• Loves hot dogs
• Refuses to even try the banana vanilla yogurt I bought him
• Still loves dinosaurs and lately is a big fan of trains (choo choos) too
• Has a couple of “Thomas” the trains and “Thomas” shirt too – but does not watch the show because it annoys the heck out of me
• Will be 2 in less than 2 months
• Calls horses “yeehaws”
• Is going to be a great big brother – whenever his sibling decides to arrive